Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009


From AOL News: "Scientists have found a type of jumping spider that is a vegetarian. Most spiders eat insects, but Bagheera kiplingi prefers to dine on leaf tips of an acacia plant. This rare spider is found in Central America, according to a study published in the Oct. 13 issue of the journal Current Biology."

Friday, September 11, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

God Commands You To Kill Gays

Now that is horrible, I thought God taught you to forgive and not to hate... Some people like to pick and choose their religion...

Now this is Awesome (watch the video)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Save a Life, Gain a Wife
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Thursday, August 13, 2009

CANDIDATE FOR
A PULLET SURPRISE


I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

Jerrold H. Zar.

Another
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques for my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

Margo Roark.

WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD TO LEARN

We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
This was a good time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I read it once and will read it agen
I learned much from this learned treatise.
I was content to note the content of the message.
The Blessed Virgin blessed her. Blessed her richly.
It's a bit wicked to over-trim a short wicked candle.
If he will absent himself we mark him absent.
I incline toward bypassing the incline.






Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

3D TV coming to homes


Click the link (^) to read the article accompanying this headline

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Awesome Wedding Walk

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009


Hi! Jan's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hi, I am a machine. Why do you hate talking to me? I never hurt anyone. Can we talk after the beep?

Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, God how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.

Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"

Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your name), your message will be answered to in the order in which it was received, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.

Hello, you have reached the _______'s residence; we cannot reach the phone right now, so please leave a message after the beep. (Then you find something that makes a beeping sound, and make the beep sound, then wait 5 seconds, until they start talking, then make another beep, and do that over and over.)

Saturday, July 11, 2009


How Does it Work?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Massachusetts Sues Federal Government
Click the link to read the article accompanying the headline :D

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

What is better than bunnies recreating all the movies you love in 30 seconds?

NOTHING!!!!!

CLICK HERE

Awesome Paper







Remember Childhood?


Would You Buy These?











Barbie Doll part jewerly made by Margaux Lange.
Creepy huh?
Buy the Jewerly Here

Casey Kasem
Stepping down from AT40. His voice will be missed